“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”
This fucking language I swear to God
TEN DAY SHERLOCK CHALLENGE
Day 10: Whatever tickles your fancy; Favourite Ship: Sherlock/John
"I used to live alone before I knew you"
its weird how my sexuality is so important to people with whom i have no intention of having sex
he looks like a moose being tranquilized
Correction: That IS a moose being tranquilized.
"It’s good stuff! It’s strong stuff, Sydney, and I really, truly believe in it. I think we’ve got something really special here, Sydney. A knock-out. We’ve just got to hold our nerve."
typing through the years2001:
u r a dork
Hold on, I have to refresh. See you in 4 hours. Wait for me.
I just got broadband!! It is this cool thing that lets you use the internet without having to hang up the telephone.
Hello Guys, What Does, OMG Mean??? Please Respond
OMG, did you see that? Totally lame.
Hey do you know what lemon/lime means? How did they make a banner for that? Why is this picture moving?
~KAWAII~ omg did you get the new shojo beat issue friend-chaan? :3
My LiFe SuCks Do YeW WaNnA gO oN mSn x'D i'm so random POTATO TACO TURTLES :'D
trololololol wtf FAKE. memes are cool
.::w h e n__y o u__f a l l__i n__love::.
All of you are absolute blithering idiots. Why can you not type properly? Are you lazy imbeciles? This isn't 2009. Good day.
OH MY GOD FEELS. THIS. THIS IS PERFECT. OTP. REBLOG OR DIE
u r a dork
i either sleep for four hours or ten hours
i literally do not understand my sleep schedule.
Ben has always been a star… awww… moffat!
i found the original pilot script for “hannibal” and i’m laughing because
winston is not an isolated incident
#will graham is a dog collector
"I try to react with decorum! I just have to let it be water off a duck’s back. There was one instance where I was marginally insulted by somebody who dismissed Thor as a piece of ridiculous paper-thin lightweight entertainment. As if somehow it wasn’t deemed ‘proper work’ for a young actor. But that particular person had never attempted anything of that scale and I just had to say [to myself] ‘he doesn’t know – it’s fine’."
Oh God, a scrapbook with pictures of dead people it in. Sherlock:
I'm sure you counselor would approve. You realise what this says about you? John:
This from the man who keeps an alphabetized collection of dog hair in the bathroom.